1 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,000 (Snoring) 2 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,300 (Television Playing) 3 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,800 Whoa! 4 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,800 Put me down! 5 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:57,300 (Television) Say, uh, Daisy Lou, 6 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,500 would you like to hear a tune? 7 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,700 Eh, cousin... 8 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,200 (Piano Playing) 9 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,300 Oh, Blackie! 10 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,300 You're wonderful! 11 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:26,400 Sweetheart, I'll talk to him. 12 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,900 Son, your mother and me would like for you 13 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,700 to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. 14 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,200 He's a bright kid, and, uh... 15 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:37,800 he's going to military school, and-- 16 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,100 remember, he was an Eagle Scout. 17 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,600 Arnold... 18 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:42,900 Will you shut up? 19 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 We're not going to have a family brawl! 20 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,500 ...and a retard. 21 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,800 We've put up with a hell of a lot. 22 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,300 (Starts Blender) 23 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,800 Can this wait? 24 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,800 Build your goddamn muscles, huh? 25 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,800 You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries. 26 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,800 You know, bend and scoop... 27 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,200 like the Mexicans. 28 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:05,200 Shit, maybe I could get you a job 29 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:06,700 with United Fruit. 30 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,700 I got a buddy with United Fruit. 31 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,200 Get you started. 32 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:12,700 Start with strawberries, 33 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,800 you might work your way up to these goddamn bananas! 34 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,800 When, boy? 35 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,300 When...are you going to get your act together? 36 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,000 (Burp) 37 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,800 Gross! 38 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:29,300 Oh, good God Almighty me. 39 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,400 I think he's the Antichrist. 40 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,800 Anthony, I want to talk to you. 41 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,300 Now, listen! 42 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,500 Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you! 43 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,500 You get a goddamn job before sundown, 44 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:47,800 or we're shipping you off to military school 45 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:51,300 with that goddamn Finkelstein shit kid! 46 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,400 Son of a bitch! 47 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:09,200 Up in smoke 48 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:13,000 That's where my money goes 49 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:18,900 In my lungs 50 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,600 Sometimes up my nose 51 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,800 (Yelling In Japanese) 52 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:28,700 When troubled times 53 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,000 Begin to bother me 54 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:37,600 I take a toke 55 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,600 And all my cares go up in smoke 56 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,400 Buenos dias, Pedro. 57 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,300 (Speaking Spanish) 58 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:04,200 All my things in the lowrider 59 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:10,900 The lowrider is a little higher 60 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:37,700 Lowrider drives a little slower 61 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:45,000 Lowrider is a real goer 62 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,200 Hey 63 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:12,500 Lowrider knows every street, yeah 64 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:19,600 Lowrider is the one to meet, yeah 65 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Lowrider don't use no gas, now 66 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,600 Lowrider don't drive too fast 67 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,400 Take a little trip 68 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,100 Take a little trip... 69 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,700 (Grunting) 70 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,000 So fine 71 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:42,300 My baby's so doggone fine 72 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,200 I do it to her nearly all of the time 73 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,300 So fine 74 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:51,500 And I know she loves me so 75 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,700 (Gasping) 76 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,600 Oooohhhh 77 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:26,000 Could this be magic? 78 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,100 Ooohhhhh, yeah 79 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,600 Magic 80 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,100 Yeah 81 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,800 La haaaaaa 82 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:39,400 Ah ha 83 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,900 Uh, you girls need a ride? 84 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,200 - No! - No! 85 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,600 You sure? I'm going that way. 86 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,000 No! 87 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,500 Later for you, little jailbaits. 88 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:53,800 Oh, what's that? 89 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,000 She's hitchhiking! 90 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,300 (Screech) 91 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,700 Watch out! Coming over! 92 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,200 Geronimo! 93 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:02,200 (Horns Honking) 94 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,000 Hey! Double bubble! 95 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:11,000 Come on, baby! I'll give you a ride! 96 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,300 Yeah, bend over. I'll drive you home. 97 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,400 Hey, you ain't a chick! 98 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,800 Yeah, I know. 99 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:21,300 That's the only way I can get anybody to stop. 100 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,700 Hey, that's false advertising, man. 101 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,300 I know, but listen, 102 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,900 I slept in a ditch last night, man. 103 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,800 I almost froze my balls off. 104 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,100 I didn't think you had any. 105 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:36,500 Wow! Hey, I really like your car, man. 106 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,000 Oh, you do? 107 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,700 Wow! Did you do this yourself? 108 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,700 Yeah, I customized it myself. 109 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,900 Wow! Looks fantastic, man. 110 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,900 Yeah, I guess it does, man. 111 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,900 I'll give you a ride. Come on, let's go. 112 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,400 I gotta get my stuff. 113 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,100 Hurry up. I got a lot to do. 114 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,700 Shit. 115 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,500 Okay, let's go. 116 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,000 In just a minute, man. 117 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:05,000 I got a few more things I gotta get, okay? 118 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,500 I'll be right back. 119 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,200 Hurry up, man. 120 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,700 What are you going to do, 121 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,900 move in, man? 122 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,700 (Police Radio) 123 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,200 (Crash) 124 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,200 (Tires Screeching) 125 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,800 Into first gear... 126 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,400 Here we go! Hey, hey! 127 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,500 Second gear! Hey! 128 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,500 Third gear! 129 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,300 Here we goooo! 130 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,200 Ha ha ha! 131 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,800 Oh! 132 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:50,100 Hey, man, how far you going, man? 133 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,000 Right here would be fine, man. 134 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:55,700 You ain't scared of a little speed, are you, man? 135 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,700 Oh, you got some speed, man? 136 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,700 Huh? No, I don't got no speed, man. 137 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,900 You know what I do got, though, man? 138 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,600 I got a joint, man. 139 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,900 Oh, wow. All right. 140 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,200 Come on, light it up. 141 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,700 Let's get Chinese eyes, man. 142 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,700 What kind of joint is this, man? 143 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,900 It's a heavy-duty joint, man. 144 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,100 It looks like a toothpick, man. 145 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,600 No, it's not a toothpick, man. 146 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,600 It is a toothpick, man. 147 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,200 No, man, it's just... 148 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,000 It is a toothpick. 149 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,500 I must've got it in the other pocket, man. 150 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,700 Hold on. I got the bullshit right here, man. 151 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,200 Oh, that's my dick. 152 00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,700 Yeah, there we go. 153 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,300 There you go, man. 154 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,300 Light that sucker up, man. 155 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,300 We'll go to the moon. 156 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:47,400 Jeez, I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. 157 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,400 Hey, man, you want to get out and walk? 158 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,900 Hey, you want to get high, man? 159 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,500 Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man? 160 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,300 I got a joint here I've been saving 161 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,700 for a special occasion. 162 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,200 Fire it up. 163 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,200 I hope the drums don't mess up 164 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,700 your upholstery, man. 165 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,200 I'm in a band, too, man. 166 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,200 I'm a lead singer, man. 167 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,700 That's hip, man. 168 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,300 We play everything from Santana to El Chicano, man. 169 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,900 Hey, I'm just a love machine 170 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,400 And I don't work for nobody but you 171 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,300 I'm just a love machine 172 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,100 And I don't work for nobody but you 173 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,700 Woman, my temperature rise 174 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,800 And then I go for her thighs 175 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,300 And then I say... 176 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,700 (Singing In Spanish) 177 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,800 (Speaking In Spanish) 178 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,700 Is that a joint, man? 179 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:48,800 That there looks like a quarter pounder, man. 180 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,900 There's a plane. 181 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,300 Hey, be careful with that shit, man. 182 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,000 What, is it heavy stuff, man? 183 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,200 Will it blow me away? 184 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,800 You better put your seat belt on, man. 185 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,200 I'll tell you that much. 186 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,200 I been smoking since I was born, man. 187 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,200 I can smoke anything, man. 188 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,200 I smoke that Michoacan, man, 189 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,700 Acapulco Gold, man. 190 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,700 I even smoke that tied stick, you know? 191 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,300 Tied stick? 192 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,200 That stuff that's tied to a stick. 193 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,700 Oh, Thai stick. 194 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,500 That didn't even do nothing to me. 195 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,200 I could probably smoke this whole joint 196 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,000 and still walk away, man. 197 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,900 It wouldn't be no problem at all, man. 198 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,200 Toke. Toke it out, man. 199 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,200 (Mumbling) 200 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,300 Kind of grabs you by the boo-boo, don't it? 201 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,200 Hey, man... 202 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,700 What? 203 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,200 Oh! 204 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,300 Hey, what's in this shit, man? 205 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,200 Mostly Maui-wowie, man. 206 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,800 Yeah? 207 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,800 But it's got some Labrador in it. 208 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,300 What's Labrador? 209 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,800 It's dog shit. 210 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,100 What? 211 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,800 Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. 212 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,200 Had it on the table, 213 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:07,500 and the little motherfucker ate it, man. 214 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,700 Yeah? 215 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,700 I had to follow him around with a little baggie 216 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,700 for three days before I got it back. 217 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,700 Really blew the dog's mind. 218 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,500 You mean we're smoking dog shit, man? 219 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,600 Gets you high, don't it? 220 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,800 (Radio) ...hoppin'an'a-boppin' 221 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,400 And a-singin'his song 222 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,100 All the little birds on Jaybird Street 223 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,700 Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet 224 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,700 Rockin'robin 225 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,200 Tweet, tweet, tweet 226 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,500 Rock, rock, rockin'robin 227 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,700 Tweet... 228 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,200 I think it's even better than before, you know? 229 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:43,200 I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man. 230 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,700 Ah, man. 231 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:50,200 That's some heavy shit, man. 232 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,200 Yeah. 233 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,200 Hey, man... 234 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,700 am I driving okay? 235 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,200 I think we're parked, man. 236 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,400 Oh, shit. 237 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,200 Goddamn, what was in that shit, man? 238 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,700 I never had no dope like that in my life. 239 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,200 I smoked a lot of shit before, man, 240 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,300 but goddamn, man, that's heavy shit. 241 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,700 You okay? 242 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,700 I can't breathe. 243 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,300 What's the matter? 244 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,000 I can't breathe, man. 245 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,700 Well, just... 246 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,200 Well, here. 247 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:41,200 Here, I got something that will mellow you out, man. 248 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,700 You're just freaking out. 249 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,700 I never smoked no shit like that before. 250 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,700 Take these, man. 251 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,700 This will mellow you out, man. 252 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,200 What is this, man? 253 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,200 Just take them. 254 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,500 Hey, don't take those, man. 255 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,300 What? 256 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,300 I almost gave you the wrong shit, man. 257 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,100 I already took them, man. 258 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,100 Ho ho ho ho! 259 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:10,100 What do you mean ho ho ho ho? 260 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,600 Wow, man! 261 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,200 What was that shit, man? 262 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,700 You just ate the most acid 263 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,700 I've ever seen anybody eat in my life. 264 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,700 I never had no acid before, man. 265 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,700 I hope you're not busy for about a month. 266 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,800 Shit, I'm going to die, man. 267 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,900 That stuff's going to make me die, man. 268 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,400 No, that's good acid, man. 269 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,200 It's going to make me freak out, man. 270 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,200 I've seen those guys that had too many acid. 271 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,500 Their heads look like a pumpkin, man. 272 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,200 Relax, man. 273 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:42,100 Hey, mellow out, man! 274 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,200 Now just go, ommmmm... 275 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,700 What? 276 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,200 Do it, man. 277 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,200 Ohhhhh. 278 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:51,400 Ommmmm. 279 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,400 Oh, shit. 280 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,700 Mellowwwww. 281 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,100 Mel... 282 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,400 Mellow. 283 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,700 Mellowwwww. 284 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,200 Yeah. 285 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,700 You better now, man? 286 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,200 Yeah. 287 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,800 You mellow? 288 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,200 Yeah. 289 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,700 You feel all right, huh? 290 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,300 Yeah. 291 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,700 Aaaaah! 292 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:17,200 What are you doing, man? 293 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,700 Sometimes that helps, man. 294 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,200 Can we get off this street, man? 295 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,200 We're parked in a bad spot. 296 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,700 That's heavy, man. 297 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,700 The cops just went by, man. 298 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,200 They're right there. 299 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,700 We're being pulled over, man. 300 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,200 That's heavy, man. 301 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,700 Aahhhh! 302 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,200 They're coming, man! 303 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,500 Ha ha ha! 304 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,200 This is cool, man! 305 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,200 I never had it before. 306 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,600 I didn't think it was going to be like this, man. 307 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,200 Ha ha ha! 308 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,700 What's the problem, son? 309 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,500 Ha ha ha! 310 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,100 Aahhhh! 311 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,600 Roll down your window. 312 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,100 (Knocking On Window) 313 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,100 Keep on knocking, but you can't come in 314 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,100 Don't, man. It's the cops. 315 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,500 Ha ha ha! 316 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,100 Wait, I gotta roll down the window, man. 317 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,700 Weigh the anchor! 318 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,700 How much does it weigh? 319 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,200 I don't know. I forgot. 320 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,700 You forgot? 321 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,700 I saw that 322 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,200 Can I see your license, sir? 323 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,700 What? 324 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,200 Your license. Where's your license? 325 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,300 It's on the bumper. Back there, man. 326 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,700 No. I mean your driver's license. 327 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,200 Oh. Oh, yeah! 328 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,800 Yeah, I got my driver's license, man. 329 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,400 Hee hee hee! 330 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,700 I just thought of something real funny, man. 331 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,200 Here's your mama. 332 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,200 Ha ha ha! 333 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,000 Sir, what is your name? 334 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,500 Wh-What? 335 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,900 What's your name? 336 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,200 Isn't it on there on the license, man? 337 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,200 Yeah, that's it. Pedro de Pacas. 338 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,700 Just wait here a minute, huh? 339 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,200 Hey, hurry back! 340 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,100 I miss you already, darling. 341 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,300 I gotta get rid of this dope, man. 342 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,100 Don't act the fool. 343 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,600 Oh, okay. 344 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,100 We're gonna get busted. 345 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,200 Hee hee hee! 346 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,200 I'm blind! 347 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,100 Oh, shit! I'm blind! 348 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,700 (Babbling) 349 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,200 Ha ha ha! 350 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,700 Hey, hey... 351 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,700 I can see clearly now, the rain... 352 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,200 Hee hee hee! 353 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,200 Hey, how long does this shit last, man? 354 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,700 And what is your name, sir? 355 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,200 You scared me, man. 356 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,200 I told you my name. 357 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,700 Sir, what's your name? 358 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,200 (Coughing) 359 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,500 The dude wants to know your name, man. 360 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,000 (Vomiting) 361 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:51,000 Uh, his name is Raaalph, man. 362 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,900 I was sitting in the coffee shop 363 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,600 Just minding my own affair 364 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,900 When all of a sudden 365 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,800 This policeman caught me unaware, man 366 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,400 He said, ''Is your name Pedro?'' 367 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,800 I says, ''Uh, yeah, I guess so'' 368 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,900 He said, ''Then come with me'' 369 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,100 '''Cause you're the man we've been looking for'' 370 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,200 I said, ''Hey, man, I've been framed!'' 371 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:13,000 ''Hey, no, really, man, I was framed!'' 372 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:16,600 ''Aw, I never do nothin' wrong, man'' 373 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,200 ''But every time, I get the blame'' 374 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,900 ''I been framed!'' 375 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,700 They put me in the line-up 376 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,600 And let the bright lights shine 377 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,000 There was 1 0 poor dudes like me 378 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,100 Standing in that line 379 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,700 I knew I was a victim of somebody's evil plan 380 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,300 When this scroungy-looking dude 381 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,300 Came up and said, ''Yeah, that's him, man'' 382 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:42,100 Hey, wait a minute, man, I've been framed, man! 383 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:45,100 Oh, listen to me,Judge, I was framed! 384 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,700 I never do nothin' wrong 385 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,000 Oh, but every time, I get the blame 386 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:53,500 Hey, I've been framed! 387 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,600 You boys are in a lot of trouble. 388 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,200 That dude gave me the first, second, and third degree 389 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,400 He said, ''Where were you on the night of July 29?'' 390 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,600 I said, ''Man, I was home in bed'' 391 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,300 He said, ''Judge, that man's lying'' 392 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,800 I said, ''Wait a minute, man, I was framed, man!'' 393 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,900 Hey, don't do this to me, man, really 394 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,300 Because I think I've been framed, man! 395 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,100 I never do nothin' wrong 396 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,000 Aw, but every time, I get the blame 397 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,300 Aw, I was framed! 398 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,800 Fucking vodka, man! 399 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,200 (Laughter) 400 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,200 Oh, shit. 401 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,700 Hey, I'm down here. 402 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,200 I didn't see you. 403 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,700 You can sleep in that bedroom right there, man. 404 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,200 Oh, okay. 405 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,700 Yeah, it's cool there. 406 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,200 Check you in the morning. 407 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,700 Listen, where's the bathroom? 408 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,700 It's right there. See that door? 409 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,200 See you tomorrow. 410 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,700 We got rehearsal. 411 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,200 Okay. 412 00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,300 Listen, if you hear some noise in the bedroom, 413 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,700 it's just me and my old lady. 414 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,200 Next tune you hear will be dueling bedsprings. 415 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,700 Check you in the morning. 416 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,200 (Drums Playing) 417 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:14,300 (Man) Amigos, presenting y'all's new uniforms. 418 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,700 All right! 419 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,200 Lookit here! 420 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,700 Check it out! 421 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,500 Hey, man, I can't wear this stuff, man. 422 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,000 This is terrible, man. 423 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,000 Look, it don't even fit. 424 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:29,000 No, baby, you clean as Skeeter's peter. 425 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,900 You just don't understand the new style. 426 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,400 It's too short, man. 427 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,200 We'll just make a few minor adjustments, homes. 428 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:37,900 Hold it, man. 429 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,400 I can't wear this. 430 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,200 Aw, Curtis, man! 431 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,700 My man! 432 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,200 Look at these uniforms! 433 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,600 Didn't I put them in the pocket? 434 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,600 These are outta sight! 435 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,200 I hope mine is as bad as this! 436 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,200 You see the new cuts on them? 437 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,800 All we need is rhinestones and pointed shoes! 438 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,500 Hey, these uniforms are lame, man. 439 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,500 What you mean lame, sucker? 440 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,100 Pedro, where's the white dude 441 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,100 you said was playing drums? 442 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,600 That's him, man. 443 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,800 That's James, the bass player, man. 444 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,100 What's happening? 445 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,900 Seriously, man, these look like waiter uniforms. 446 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,100 - You don't like them, man? - No. 447 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,100 I'll be in the kitchen. 448 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,900 He's right, man. These are lame. 449 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:22,300 This is the new cut. Y'all be bad. 450 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,200 If we're going to wear uniforms, man, 451 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,200 let's everybody wear something different. 452 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,700 Yeah, that's it. 453 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,000 Everybody wears something different 454 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,600 but the same, you know? 455 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,600 I gotta get out of this stuff. 456 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,200 Hey... 457 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:38,200 Get us something else, man. 458 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,200 Pedro, this is Curtis, baby. 459 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,700 Yeah, I know Curtis, man. 460 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,800 I'm on top of it. Rest easy. 461 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,200 Curtis is on the case. 462 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,800 Hurry up, man. We gotta go score a lid. 463 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,200 (Starts Car) 464 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,200 (Radio) ...and we'd like to rock-'n'- roll 465 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,700 and play some great music. 466 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,700 I have a song by the Search Boys. 467 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,200 The Search Boys are going to go searching. 468 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,700 Don't ask me what they're going to go searching for, 469 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,400 but they're gonna go searching. 470 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,900 So, let's do it. 471 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,700 I searching 472 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:16,400 I searching every which a-way 473 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,400 I searching, brother 474 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,700 I searching 475 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:29,500 I'm a-searching every which-away-ay-ay 476 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:34,500 But I'd like to go to the mountain 477 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:39,000 You know I dream these things someday 478 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,200 Oh, hear what I say 479 00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,600 I hear what you say 480 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:47,000 Where the Kona Gold or Maui-wowie 481 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,500 We sold each other and need 482 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,000 We need... 483 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:54,400 (Pedro) I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere, man. 484 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,400 (Man Stoner) Too many people are smoking it now. 485 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:01,300 It really makes it tough on the rest of us. 486 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,000 Yeah. 487 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,100 The prices have gone crazy, man. 488 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,700 Some people pay 1 00 bucks a lid, man. 489 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:09,100 Wow! 490 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,600 Who lives here, man? 491 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,100 That's my cousin Strawberry. 492 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,600 He's probably got some dope. 493 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,700 He's always got the best smoke. 494 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,200 I hope so, man. 495 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,700 Yeah, well, he's cool. 496 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,200 He's a little weird. 497 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200 He went over to Vietnam, man, 498 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,200 and he came back all weirded out, you know. 499 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,200 That Nam grass will do it to you, man. 500 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,200 That stuff will lay you out, man. 501 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,200 That's what lost the war. 502 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,200 Whatever you do, don't say nothing 503 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,700 about his birthmark, because he flips out. 504 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:40,200 I ain't going to talk about nobody's birthmark. 505 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,200 Don't look at it, either. 506 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,700 Come on. 507 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:45,700 You sure it's a birthmark, man? 508 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,200 Sometimes that Nam grass will do weird things 509 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:50,700 to your face, too, you know. 510 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,200 (Knock Knock) 511 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,700 Who is it? 512 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,200 It's me--Pedro, man. 513 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,000 Pedro's not here. 514 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,100 No, I'm Pedro, man. Open up. 515 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,500 What's the matter, man? 516 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,500 Somebody's messing around, man. 517 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,600 Come on. It's open, man. 518 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,400 Hey, Strawberry! 519 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,000 Strawberry's not here. 520 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,600 (Whistles) 521 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,100 Hey, it's a bird. 522 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,100 A bird is answering the door. 523 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,600 Aw, wow! 524 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,200 What a trip. 525 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,700 Hey, fella. 526 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:23,900 Hey, Strawberry? 527 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Wanna get high? Wanna get high? 528 00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,600 Must've had a party here, man. 529 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,200 Wanna get high? 530 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,400 Wanna get high? Wanna get high? 531 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:36,700 Hey, want something to eat, man? 532 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:38,200 They got some pizza. 533 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,200 Strawberry? 534 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,200 (Record Skipping) 535 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,200 Hey, Strawberry? 536 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,600 (Crash) 537 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,200 Oh, Strawberry. 538 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:57,200 Hey, what's happening, man? 539 00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:59,200 How you doing? 540 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,600 (Bird) Starbuck! Starbuck! 541 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:03,600 Pedro? 542 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,700 Yeah, yeah, right. Pedro, man. 543 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:08,100 This is my friend... 544 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,600 uh... 545 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:10,800 Strawberry. 546 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:13,100 (Man Stoner) Hey, how you doing, man? 547 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,100 I'm doing, friend. 548 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,600 Um, oh, yeah! 549 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,100 Well, we were stopping by 550 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,300 to see if we could score some smoke, man. 551 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,300 Nobody's got none, you know? 552 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,800 So, like, we was wondering 553 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:28,100 if we could score some smoke from you. 554 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,700 Smoke? You want some smoke? 555 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,200 I'll get you some smoke, man. 556 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,700 All right. Yeah. 557 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:36,100 I told you we could score some from him. 558 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,100 What you looking at, man? 559 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,600 Oh, nothing! 560 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,000 I wasn't looking. I was just... 561 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,800 I wasn't looking at his neck, man. 562 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,800 Your friend better stay here. 563 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,200 We're going to go see some people of mine, 564 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,200 and they don't like strange dudes. 565 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,700 They don't fuck around. 566 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:56,500 - Well, I'll stay here. - Yeah. 567 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,100 Ah, look at that, man. The great outdoors, huh? 568 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,700 Yeah, great outdoors. 569 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,100 (Whistling) 570 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,400 Ah! El roacho. 571 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,200 (Coughing) 572 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,700 Huh. 573 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:03,600 God, it sure looks real. 574 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:06,000 Ooh... 575 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,500 Who are you? 576 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,000 Hey, how you doing? 577 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,600 I spilled-- I made a mess. 578 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,100 I was just trying... 579 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,600 Oh, where have you been all my life? 580 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:18,000 - We just come in... - If you don't mind... 581 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,300 It's not really... 582 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,200 (Sniffs) 583 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,100 uh... 584 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,100 Geez, I don't believe it. 585 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,200 (Making Duck Noises) 586 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200 Oh! 587 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,700 (Making Elephant Noises) 588 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:48,200 Ha ha ha! 589 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,700 Oh, is that great? 590 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:52,600 What a rush, huh? What's that stuff like? 591 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:53,600 Good shit. 592 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,100 The freak with the top hat 593 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,600 is leaving with the basketball. 594 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:08,800 Cover the freak. 595 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,300 He's covered. 596 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,300 Have the rest of the men stand by. 597 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,500 Stand by. 598 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:18,000 I think we're onto something really big, Harry. 599 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000 This could be the bust we've been waiting for. 600 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,500 Right, Sarge. 601 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,900 Zipping up. 602 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,400 (Whistle Blows) 603 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,000 (Strawberry Imagines Explosions) 604 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,300 (Imagines Gunfire) 605 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,400 Claymores. 606 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,400 What? 607 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,400 Claymores. 608 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,100 Get me up past that last hutch 609 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,100 and jettison me into the paddies. 610 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,800 What are you talking about paddies? 611 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,300 Ain't no paddies, just Chicanos, man. 612 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:16,300 What are you talking about? 613 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,100 Strike that line chatter, grunt. 614 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,100 If you'd deploy a little recon, 615 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:23,100 you'd see that Charlie has us surrounded. 616 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:25,100 Charlie? Oh, man. It's a cop. 617 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,700 Strawberry, they're around your pad, man. 618 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,200 They're gonna bust your pad! 619 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,400 Hey, Strawberry! 620 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,200 Are you flipped out on one of your Vietnam trips? 621 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:34,800 Hold on to your thing, man. 622 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,300 You take the point. I'll take the rear. 623 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,400 If you need air, call it in! 624 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,900 Where you going? 625 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:43,700 Hey, Strawberry! 626 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,800 Oh, shit! 627 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,800 Strawberry! 628 00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,200 Fuck, man. 629 00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,700 Fuck. 630 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,100 Shit. 631 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,900 (Music Playing) 632 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,900 (Telephone Ringing) 633 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,900 I-I-I-I... I better get that. 634 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,500 Hurry up. 635 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,600 Hello? 636 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:21,900 Hello. 637 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,200 Man, don't answer the phone even if it's me calling. 638 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,800 Man, I think it's bugged. 639 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:26,800 Pedro? 640 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:28,800 Yeah, this is Pedro. I mean, no-- 641 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,700 Look, the house is being raided. 642 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,100 Get out of the house. 643 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,100 Hey, Sarge. Listen to this. 644 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,600 Did you get the weed? 645 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:41,500 Hey, man, opcays. you hear, man? 646 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,900 Get outsky, man. 647 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,800 Igpays. Igpays. Vamoose. 648 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,300 Sounds very Latin. 649 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,500 Could be the Mexican connection. Better get this down. 650 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,300 (Man Stoner) Did you get the dope? 651 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,300 Hurry back, man. There's some joints around here. 652 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,800 Hey, there's coke and everything, man. 653 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:59,500 Pedro, the place is full of joints. 654 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,000 Come on back, man. 655 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:03,100 This could be it, Harry. 656 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,600 (Chambers Pistol Round) 657 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:06,100 Pass the word along. 658 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,600 Tell the men 659 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:10,400 it's time to shoot the moon. 660 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,200 Shoot the moon! 661 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,200 No, you idiot! Not out there! 662 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,700 On the microphone! On the microphone. 663 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,300 Shoot the moon. Shoot the moon. 664 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,700 Hello? Can't hear you, man. Just a minute. 665 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,500 Hello. 666 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,000 Hey, Pedro? We get cut off? 667 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,000 We really did get cut off. 668 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,700 (Rattles Door) 669 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,200 (Clicking Receiver) 670 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:40,500 Hey. Hey. Hello? 671 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,400 Shit, man. How am I going to get him out of there? 672 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,300 Hey! Hey! 673 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,200 All right! Freeze! This is a bust! 674 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:54,700 The party's over, folks. You, out. 675 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,800 You, freak there with the red coat--no, no. 676 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,600 Don't swallow the dope. We know you're holding. 677 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,300 Just how well do you know that freak with the basketball? 678 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,700 Which basketball? 679 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,800 Sergeant, get a load of these two. 680 00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:14,300 (Sergeant) What's her problem? 681 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,300 (Woman) Can't you see she's sick? 682 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,700 She's sick, all right. 683 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,700 It's turning blue. 684 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,700 Yeah? That's high-grade stuff. 685 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,200 Could be Peruvian flake. 686 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,200 That's right. Keep laughing, miss. 687 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,700 Just keep on laughing, 688 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,500 but this is not a laughing matter. 689 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,000 This is serious! 690 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,000 This stuff destroys your mind! 691 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,200 Can't you see she's sick? She's been through a lot. 692 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,800 She's all fucked up. 693 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,200 You watch your language, miss. 694 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,100 Harry, remember to get a lab sample of this stuff. 695 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:47,100 You have the right to remain silent. 696 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,400 If you refuse that right, 697 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,400 anything you say may be used against you. 698 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,000 Have you got the book? 699 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,100 No, sir. 700 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,000 Used against you in a... in a court of law. 701 00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:59,500 Read the book! 702 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,100 Thank you. 703 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,100 Jesus! 704 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,600 You have the right to remain silent. 705 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:07,100 If you give that right up.... 706 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,600 What's going on here? Hey, who are you? 707 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:11,600 We're from the finance company. 708 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:14,600 We came to reprocess the furniture, man. 709 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,100 That? 710 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:20,600 Yeah. We gave them a lot of chances to pay up, 711 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,600 but they didn't pay up. 712 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:25,600 Boss says it's got to go, man. 713 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,600 I'm just doing my job. 714 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:30,100 All right! Everybody out! Move everybody out! 715 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,600 That means you, buddy. 716 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,900 What the hell are you doing, Murphy? 717 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,400 All of you, come on. Let's go. Get out. 718 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,600 Everybody. 719 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,100 - It's locked, man. - Oh, yeah. 720 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,700 Let go. 721 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,300 Let go, man. 722 00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:52,500 What's going on, man? 723 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,000 It's a bust. 724 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:57,900 We got to figure out some way to get you out of here. Shit. 725 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,700 (Bird) All right, freeze. This is a bust. Strawberry. 726 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,900 Ha ha ha ha! 727 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,900 Single file. 728 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,700 I wasn't looking at his neck. 729 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,700 I wasn't looking-- 730 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,800 (Gunshot) 731 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,800 No, man. The town's dry. 732 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:30,600 There ain't no dope nowhere, man. 733 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,600 I got to pee. 734 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,100 Hey, Pedro. 735 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,600 Hey, Pedro, my man. 736 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,100 What's happening, Curtis? 737 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,600 What's going on? 738 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,100 How you doing, man? 739 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,100 Oh, I don't know. Hey, this your ride? 740 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,100 Yeah. 741 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,300 Wow. 742 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,100 I got it off my cousin Johnny. 743 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,600 This is your-- 744 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,200 I mean, this bad low machine is yours? 745 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,200 Yeah. 746 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,600 Oh, Pedro. You got a taste of soul. 747 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,100 And style, too. 748 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,600 Yeah, I hear you. 749 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,200 You know what you need 750 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,600 to go with this bad ride? 751 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,100 A chick? 752 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,400 No, baby. Check these out. 753 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:05,400 Knuckles? 754 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,500 Genuine diamonds, baby. 755 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,000 Those ain't for-real diamonds, man. 756 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:12,000 What you--Hey, man! Check this out. Step back. 757 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,400 Ain't for real? Check this. 758 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,500 (Scratching) 759 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,100 What are you doing? You scratched my window. 760 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:21,100 You know, it's cool. It's cool. 761 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,600 You know what I do need? 762 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,100 We been looking for some smoke. 763 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,200 You got some? 764 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:28,100 Hey, man, I got some weed straight from Turkey. 765 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,600 It's what set them Arabs off. 766 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:31,100 Arabs from Turkey? 767 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,800 Yeah, man. They was from Turkey. 768 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,000 This stuff will put a hump in a camel's back. 769 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,200 No shit? 770 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,100 I wouldn't shit you, baby. This is some bad weed. 771 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,600 You got it on you? 772 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,600 It'll boogie-woogie on your brain. 773 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,600 All right. 774 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,100 Just 'cause we tight, 775 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,100 I'm going to let you have it for a double dime. 776 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,600 (Fly Buzzing) 777 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,600 (Man Stoner) Man, this shit ain't shit, man. 778 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,600 (Pedro) What? 779 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,100 We smoked this whole lid, 780 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,600 and I haven't even got a buzz yet, man. 781 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,600 You mean we ain't high? 782 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:13,600 I ain't high. I'll tell you that, man. 783 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,100 I don't feel nothin', man. 784 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,100 Boys, my man Curtis sure came through for us, 785 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,600 didn't he, man? 786 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:21,100 I'm annihilated, you know? 787 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,300 Dame una galleta. 788 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,300 What? 789 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,800 Get me a cookie. 790 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,400 Juan, don't beg me, man. 791 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,000 Go in the kitchen. 792 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:31,900 You must get high on lawn clippings,Jack, 793 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,400 'cause this ain't grass. 794 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,900 I'm telling you that. 795 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,600 Aw, you guys is tripping, man. 796 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,100 Curtis is our partner, man. 797 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,800 He came through for us. 798 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:41,600 If he sold you that, I wouldn't-- 799 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,600 Hey. Hey, man, hide. Hide, man. It's a bust. 800 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,800 Freeze, you chili-chokin' pepper belly. 801 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,500 Let's prowl the rooms. 802 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,000 I'll check the rooms on the left. 803 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 What you got in here, lady? 804 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,000 Hey, man. Get the seeds. 805 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,500 Who is it, man? 806 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,500 It's a bust, man. Get the seeds. 807 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,600 Seeds? 808 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,700 Yeah. 809 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,000 Why, man? They can't bust you for seeds. 810 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,600 Then just hide your face. 811 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,100 We ain't done nothin'. 812 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,600 It's a bust, man. 813 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,300 We're clean. There's no weed. 814 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,300 Shh... 815 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,800 What's going on? 816 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,900 Oh, man. It's just the migra. 817 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,300 Who? 818 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,800 Oh, I forgot. Shit. 819 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:23,800 Migra? 820 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:25,800 They're looking for illegal aliens. 821 00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,800 I forgot it's the wedding. 822 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:28,800 The wedding? 823 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:29,800 Yeah. 824 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,600 So, who are these guys? 825 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,600 They're the immigration. You know, the migra. 826 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,200 They're going to deport these dudes. 827 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,500 Deport them? 828 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,900 Yeah. See, my cousin 829 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,100 is getting married down at TJ, man, 830 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,600 so he calls the immigration on himself. 831 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,600 But why? 832 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,600 So he can get a free ride, man. 833 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,800 They take the whole wedding party, 834 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,100 plus they even get fed lunch, man. 835 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,600 So we're cool? 836 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,100 Yeah. We got nothin' to worry about, man, 837 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,200 unless you don't got a green card. 838 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,000 (Honking) 839 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,000 Hello, Uncle Chuey. This is Pedro. 840 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,000 Hey, man, we got deported. We're in Tijuana right now. 841 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,000 We need a way to get back. 842 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:22,500 You got anything needs to be picked up here? 843 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,000 Oh, yeah? 844 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,100 Yeah. Yeah. Oh-- Hold on. 845 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,100 No. No. Gracias. 846 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,700 Okay, what's the address? 847 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,400 1 -8-1 -1 . 848 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,100 (Honking) 849 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,100 Hey, toro. 850 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:41,100 Hey. Hey, man. We got a ride. 851 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,600 Far out, man. 852 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,600 My Uncle Chuey's got a van 853 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,600 we gotta smuggle across the border. 854 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,100 What are we smuggling? 855 00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,200 Upholstery, man. 856 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,600 He's got an upholstery shop in Beverly Hills, 857 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,100 but he gets cheaper work done here, man. 858 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,600 (Sergeant Stedenko) The smuggling of marijuana 859 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:59,100 from Mexico into the United States 860 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,100 has reached a dangerous high. 861 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,100 The methods have become unbelievably devious, 862 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,700 and these seeds 863 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,100 may sow the destruction of the human race. 864 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,100 Gentlemen, I don't think we need to comment 865 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,600 on the seriousness of the situation. 866 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:17,500 Harry, will you cool that? Stop that, Harry. 867 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,600 Gentlemen, we are on the threshold 868 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:25,100 of copping one of the largest shipments of marijuana 869 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,900 ever to cross the Mexican border into the United States. 870 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,400 The question is, 871 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:34,500 how are they going to transport it across the border? 872 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,500 - By boat. - Carrier pigeon. 873 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,500 Freight. 874 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,500 Piggyback. 875 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:39,500 Plaster casts. 876 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,000 Long trucks. Long trucks. 877 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,600 Let me show you. 878 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,400 Inside TV sets. 879 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,900 No, Harry. No, no, no. Not inside TV sets. 880 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,900 The TV set itself is the marijuana-- 881 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,400 the tube, the picture, the aerial, the whole works. 882 00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:00,400 How can you make a TV set out of marijuana? 883 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:04,400 That's a good question, Harry. I'll show you. 884 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,400 Now, the weed is separated from seed. 885 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,400 The weed is then transformed into liquid. 886 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,000 The liquid is then acted upon 887 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:15,000 by a chemical which makes it hard 888 00:41:15,100 --> 00:41:16,500 like a plastic. 889 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,100 The plastic is then transformed into a spray. 890 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,100 This spray, gentlemen, is called fiberweed, 891 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,900 and it's pure marijuana. 892 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,200 Thanks to the efforts of our undercover man 893 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,700 inside the dope factory, 894 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,100 we have some very interesting facts. 895 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,600 That is quite a quantity of marijuana, gentlemen. 896 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:37,300 It is not a lid or kilo or gram. 897 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,100 How much do you think is here? 898 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,900 A million pounds. 899 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Harry? 900 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,500 A shit-load. 901 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,000 Harry! 902 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,800 We do know that the dope factory's disguised 903 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:50,300 as an upholstery warehouse. 904 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:55,600 Hey, this is the street, man. Come on. 905 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,600 How can you eat this stuff? 906 00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,600 I love them. Don't you like these? 907 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:01,600 I told you not to buy it, Man. God. 908 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,600 What did you do that for, man? 909 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,100 I would have ate it. 910 00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:07,100 A dog could be in that stuff. 911 00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:09,000 You got the address? 912 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:10,500 Good dog, man. 913 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,100 Hey! 914 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,100 Son of a... 915 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,800 1 -8-1 -- 916 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,900 Is that 7 or 1 ? Ah, it's 7. Come on. 917 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,000 Let's go check this place out. 918 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,600 Hey, we're here to pick up the van, man. 919 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:35,800 Shh! 920 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,600 (Whispering) We're here to pick up the van. 921 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:40,100 Have a seat. 922 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,600 The boss will be right back. 923 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:45,200 Okay, the boss will be right back, man. 924 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,200 Those burritos, man. 925 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200 Hey, man, where's the bathroom? 926 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,700 Straight in the back. 927 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:57,500 Yeah. Thanks. 928 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,400 Come on, cheeks. Come on. Tighten up. 929 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,400 (Machines Make Farting Sounds) 930 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,800 Come on, cheeks. Stay together. 931 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,100 Let's stay together. 932 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,100 (Loud Machinery Noise) 933 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,300 Come on, cheeks. Stay together. Oh. 934 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:27,300 (Sizzle) 935 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:30,300 Oh, God. I hope that was a fart. 936 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:32,600 Oh, shit. Ah... 937 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,100 excuse me, sir. 938 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,600 (Machinery Noise) 939 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:36,600 What? 940 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,600 Where's the toilet? 941 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,400 Over there. 942 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,600 Hey, excuse me. Where's the toilet? 943 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:51,100 Oh, thank you very much. 944 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,600 Oh, shit. 945 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,800 Oh, I'm sorry, man. 946 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,200 (Muffled Voice) 947 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,600 Man, did you eat one of them burritos, too, man? 948 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,100 Supposed to be eating 949 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,600 a little bit of ice cream with it. 950 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,100 Come on, ice cream! 951 00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:21,600 Even though we do not know what we are looking for, 952 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,600 we do know the approximate value of the weed itself. 953 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,900 Gentlemen, I would like to hear your opinions. 954 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,600 A million? 955 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:34,200 The television set alone is worth close to a million. 956 00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:35,600 - A billion dollars. - Now we're getting somewhere. 957 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,600 I'm freezing at 200 million. 958 00:44:37,700 --> 00:44:40,800 - Sarge, I think it's four billion. - You're all wrong. 959 00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:44,300 Nine billion big ones, boys. 960 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:47,200 And you know what that means. 961 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:48,700 The better the bust... 962 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,700 - the bigger the boost. - the bigger the boost. 963 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,300 Excellent. 964 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,600 Well, I guess that about wraps it up. 965 00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,400 Any questions? 966 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,000 (Flies Buzzing) 967 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,500 (Pedro) Where'd you learn how to roll them big joints, man? 968 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,500 You like that, man? 969 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,000 Whoa. They're heavy. 970 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:12,000 I used to be a roadie for the Doobie Brothers. 971 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,000 What a groovy gig. 972 00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:17,500 Yeah. That's how I learned to play drums. 973 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,500 Oh, yeah? 974 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,000 Beating on the drums. 975 00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:24,000 Hey, I dig Mexico, man. 976 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,500 I'd like to come back here 977 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,500 When we got more time. 978 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,500 Are we at the border already? 979 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,000 Looks that way, man. 980 00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:33,800 Shit. Hey, man, get rid of the stuff. 981 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,000 Oh, yeah. 982 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:37,500 Better get rid of this shit. 983 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,500 (Inhales Deeply) 984 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,500 Man, put it down. Get rid of it. 985 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,300 We're at the border, man. 986 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,200 Shit. 987 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,500 Oh, lookit. 988 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,000 (Puffing) 989 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:53,900 Hey, get rid of it! Not that way, man. 990 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,400 Throw it out! 991 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,900 Throw it out. 992 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,200 (Honking) 993 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:05,000 This is Toyota Kawasaki 994 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:08,000 here at the Mexican- United States border 995 00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:12,000 where a huge task force of narcotic and customs agents 996 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,000 is preparing a surprise welcome for a vehicle 997 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:16,200 which they say is constructed 998 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,500 entirely of high-grade marijuana. 999 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,900 Don't make that face, man. 1000 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,400 You make me laugh. 1001 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:25,400 Okay, just let me do all the talking. 1002 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:26,900 Good afternoon, sisters. 1003 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Good afternoon, officer. 1004 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:31,300 How long have you been in Mexico? 1005 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,800 Okay, just be cool. 1006 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,800 How long have you guys been in Mexico? 1007 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,300 A week-- I mean, a day. 1008 00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:39,800 Which one is it, 1009 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,700 a week or a day? 1010 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:42,700 A weekday. 1011 00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:44,500 You got any narcotics 1012 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,000 or marijuana in here? 1013 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,000 (Coughs) 1014 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:48,500 Uh, not anymore. 1015 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,200 You guys better step out of that van. 1016 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,900 Aah! I'm on fire! 1017 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,700 Oh, Sister is on fire! 1018 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,800 (Dog Barking) 1019 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:02,300 Hey, this looks like a bust. 1020 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,500 Get Stedenko on the phone. This may be it. 1021 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,800 Hey, come on. What have we got here, Sister? 1022 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,900 Hey, they're busting nuns, man. 1023 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Wow. That's cold-blooded. 1024 00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:13,500 Hey, let's watch. 1025 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:18,000 Okay, up against the wall. All of you. 1026 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,500 Spread them. 1027 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,100 Let's get up against the wall. 1028 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,000 (Kawasaki) Sergeant Stedenko, 1029 00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:26,000 exactly what are you looking for? 1030 00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:27,500 Dope, drugs, weed, grass, 1031 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,000 toot, smack, quackers, 1032 00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:31,000 uppers, downers, all-arounders. 1033 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:33,500 You name it, we want it. 1034 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,500 And how important is it to you 1035 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,000 to apprehend the suspects? 1036 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,200 Critical-- The buying and selling of dope in this country 1037 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,700 may be the last vestige of free enterprise left. 1038 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,200 There's rumor, Sergeant, 1039 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:46,700 that the suspects might be armed and dangerous. 1040 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,500 Do you expect to see any violence here today? 1041 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,000 I certainly hope so. 1042 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:52,900 Sergeant, have you yourself smoked marijuana? 1043 00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:54,000 Only once. 1044 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,500 Hey, look, we're on TV, man. 1045 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,500 Sergeant, telephone. 1046 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,500 Hi, Mom. 1047 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,000 This could be it. 1048 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,400 (Man Stoner) Why are there so many cops? 1049 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:02,900 Let's find out. 1050 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,300 Listen, I got to go pee first. 1051 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,000 Okay, don't go scuba diving. 1052 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,300 So it was a station wagon, huh, Harry? 1053 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,800 Very devious. 1054 00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:19,800 And they almost look like real nuns, 1055 00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:21,300 don't they, Harry? 1056 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,800 Down to the stockings. 1057 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:24,600 Very clever. Very clever. 1058 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,000 Not bad. 1059 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,000 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, 1060 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,500 you know that? 1061 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,000 Reminds me of a funny story my dad told me. 1062 00:49:35,100 --> 00:49:37,000 The only kind of meat 1063 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:40,000 a priest could eat on Friday was nun. 1064 00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:41,500 Inside! 1065 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,500 Harry, get a sample of that car. 1066 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,000 Yes, Sergeant. 1067 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,500 (Whimpering) 1068 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,000 Start the interrogation, Murphy. 1069 00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:52,500 I'll be right back. 1070 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,500 (Sniffing) 1071 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,000 (Barking) 1072 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,600 Hey, what's going on out there, man? 1073 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:16,600 Huh? Excuse me. What's going on out there? 1074 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,100 Don't worry about it, buddy. It's nothing. 1075 00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:22,600 Just some people doing what they're not supposed to do. 1076 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,100 Son of a bitch. Look at the-- 1077 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:43,100 Some asshole pissed on my leg! 1078 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,600 Listen, our agent just phoned from Mexico. 1079 00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:49,100 It's not a bunch of nuns in a station wagon. 1080 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,600 It's two hippies in a green van. 1081 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:55,900 Must be some heavy shit. 1082 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:57,400 Let's go! Come on! 1083 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:00,900 Get that siren up! 1084 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:12,500 Where would these two creeps hang out? 1085 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,500 Where do hippies hang out today? 1086 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,600 Sunset Strip-- That's where they hang out. 1087 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,600 Yeah, we could try there. 1088 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,100 If they're not there, 1089 00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:24,200 we could go up to San Francisco. 1090 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,700 Imagine the field day 1091 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:27,600 those two creeps are gonna have 1092 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,600 when they find out that van is made of grass. 1093 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:30,600 (Siren) 1094 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,800 Huh? 1095 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,400 (Stedenko) I don't believe it. I really don't. 1096 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:34,900 You guys are supreme idiots. 1097 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,400 How could you let a big green van 1098 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,100 slip right through your fingers? 1099 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:40,600 Spend one week at the border, 1100 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,100 and what do we end up with? 1101 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,600 Busting a bevy of nuns, 1102 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,400 a guy pisses on my leg, 1103 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,800 and I lose my special canine sentry dog-- 1104 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:49,600 Best cop I ever knew. 1105 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,300 See anything? 1106 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,400 Negative. 1107 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,100 Well, use mine. They're on the floor. 1108 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,100 Oh, yeah. These are great, Sergeant. 1109 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,500 You can see everything. 1110 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,000 What do you see? 1111 00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:05,500 You know, there's a great donut shop up there. 1112 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,000 Do we have time-- 1113 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:09,000 No! No! I mean on the road! 1114 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:12,100 Wait a minute. There's the van. 1115 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,400 There's the van! 1116 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,700 Yeah, that's it. 1117 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,000 (Man Stoner) Hey, listen, man. 1118 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,500 When we get back to town, 1119 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,700 let's get serious about this group, okay? 1120 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,200 Yeah, really, man. 1121 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,400 Like, if we practice all the time, 1122 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,000 we could have a heavy band. 1123 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,600 Let's not let anything interfere with our music. 1124 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:28,600 Yeah, that's right. 1125 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,900 Hey, you see what I see, man? 1126 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,600 Yeah... 1127 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,100 Hey, they're hitchhiking, man. 1128 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,100 (Honking) 1129 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,100 (Siren) 1130 00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:39,900 (Stedenko) There they go, Harry. 1131 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,400 Keep your eye on them. 1132 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,900 (Man Stoner) Wonder what they're doing way out here. 1133 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,400 I don't know, 1134 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,400 but here comes the Mounties to the rescue. 1135 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,400 Holy... 1136 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,500 Wow. 1137 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,900 Turn around, Harry. They're over there. 1138 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,300 Keep your eye on them, Harry! 1139 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,500 Hey, man, you know how to drive, man? 1140 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,800 Sort of. Why? 1141 00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:04,200 Take over, man. 1142 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,900 Hey, what are you doing, man? 1143 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,900 Hi, ladies. 1144 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,900 Hi. 1145 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,400 Hey, entrez vous, alla yous. 1146 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:10,400 Thanks. 1147 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,000 There you go. Watch your step. 1148 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,500 I'll watch everything else. 1149 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:15,500 (Mumbling) 1150 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,000 Hey, what's happening? 1151 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,500 How far are you going, man? 1152 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,200 All the way. 1153 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,500 All right. 1154 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,500 We're going there ourselves. 1155 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,000 Come on over. 1156 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,500 (Stedenko) There they go, Harry! 1157 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,000 I see them. 1158 00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,500 Shoot their tires out! 1159 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,000 Got it. 1160 00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:34,100 No, not yours. Use my gun. 1161 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,500 (Gunshot) 1162 00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:46,700 Oh, my God! 1163 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,700 Damn it! You stupid idiot! 1164 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,200 Look, you idiot! 1165 00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:52,700 You are a stupid, stupid man! 1166 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,200 Get over here, Harry! 1167 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,700 Get over here. Give me that gun. 1168 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,000 When I think of the time and money 1169 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,500 I've wasted on your training, 1170 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,500 and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot! 1171 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:06,800 You're an utter failure! 1172 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,200 You make me sick! 1173 00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:10,100 Have you anything to say for yourself? 1174 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,400 In the car! 1175 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,900 God, I will never, ever, never 1176 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,600 take a baldheaded man in the department again. 1177 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,100 Wow. This is a neat van. 1178 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,100 Yeah. Want to see the rest of it? 1179 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,500 Sure. 1180 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,800 Okay, we'll go right back there. 1181 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,500 The rest of it is right back there. 1182 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,300 Go ahead. Watch your step. 1183 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,800 Yeah. There you go. 1184 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,900 Yeah, right back there. 1185 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,500 Hey, have fun at Magic Mountains. 1186 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:02,200 Oh, yeah. I see London. I see France. 1187 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:05,200 If I ain't out in three weeks, man, 1188 00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:06,700 send a search party. 1189 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,800 Hey, hold on. Don't start without me. 1190 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:23,400 Want to do a lude? 1191 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,900 (Loudly) You got ludes? 1192 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,800 No, I don't have any ludes! 1193 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:28,300 I wish I had ludes. 1194 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,500 I thought you said you had some. 1195 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,300 (Loudly) No, I don't have some. 1196 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,900 (Whispering) I don't have enough. 1197 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:36,300 Oh, right. All right. 1198 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,500 I wish I had some, you know. 1199 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,000 I love a manly chest. 1200 00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:44,500 Yeah. So do I... 1201 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,300 I mean, on a girl. 1202 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,800 Attention, all units. 1203 00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:51,300 This is Sergeant Stedenko. 1204 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,800 Attention, all units. 1205 00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:54,300 This is Sergeant Stedenko. 1206 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,900 We are changing from a code 3 direct pursuit 1207 00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:59,400 to a code 34 7-- completely lost 1208 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,100 due to incompetence. 1209 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,500 These chicks are going to the Roxy, man. 1210 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,000 They're having a battle of the bands there, man. 1211 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000 Debbie was telling me all about it. 1212 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,100 The winner gets a record contract. 1213 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,600 A battle of the bands? 1214 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:21,000 It's like the best thing in the world. 1215 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,500 Everyone's going to be there and everything. 1216 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,500 The winner gets a record contract, man. 1217 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:28,000 That's not going to mean dick 1218 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,500 unless they promote you, you know. 1219 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,300 We could enter our band. We could win. 1220 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,300 It's $ 1 00, too. 1221 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,100 We couldn't enter. We don't even know any tunes yet. 1222 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,300 What do you mean? We had two rehearsals. 1223 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,000 Besides, it's just punk rock. 1224 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,000 You don't have to know how to play. 1225 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,500 You just got to be a punk. We could do that. 1226 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,000 We got to get loaded first, though. 1227 00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:51,500 Yeah, we should get loaded. 1228 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,000 We need some smoke, man. 1229 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,500 Jeez, we need to score a lid. 1230 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,000 Stop, and I'll call Gloria. 1231 00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:57,000 Who's Gloria? 1232 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,800 Hi. You're looking good. 1233 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,700 You want to go, like, powder our noses? 1234 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,700 Anyway, I want to talk some business, okay? 1235 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,700 Yeah. I got the powder. 1236 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,500 She's got the best stuff, I'm telling you. 1237 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Boy, she can bust me anytime. 1238 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,200 You should see her summer whites. 1239 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,500 In here. 1240 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:29,100 Wow. That's heavy. 1241 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,100 Yeah, man, but I bet a lot of cops 1242 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,100 smoke dope now, you know. 1243 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,600 No, I mean, look at that, man. 1244 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,800 Looks like a radio station. 1245 00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:41,100 The request lines are now open! 1246 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,600 KGFJ soul radio-o-o-o-o-o! 1247 00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:45,000 Do it now, man. 1248 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:46,100 Request lines are now-- 1249 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,600 (Echoing) 1250 00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:49,600 It's open, man. 1251 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:50,900 Go ahead. Go ahead. 1252 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,100 All right, Officer Clyde, contact headquarters 1253 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,200 and give them our present location. 1254 00:57:57,300 --> 00:58:00,400 And then I'm going to take off your dress... 1255 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,900 (Panting) 1256 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,900 and then I'm going to take off your bra... 1257 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,400 Ha ha ha! 1258 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:09,900 and then I'm going to take off your shoes. 1259 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,500 Whew. Whew. 1260 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:13,000 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. 1261 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,500 Can you hear me? 1262 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,100 Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? 1263 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:17,600 Come in, headquarters. 1264 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,900 This is Officer Clyde. 1265 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,900 Use the code name. The code name. 1266 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,900 Headquarters. Headquarters, come in, please. 1267 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,300 This is code name Hardhead. 1268 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,800 Hat! Hard Hat. Give me that. 1269 00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:29,300 Hello, radio dispatch? 1270 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,300 This is code name Hard Hat. 1271 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,000 Do you read me? Over. 1272 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,800 Was that Lard Ass? 1273 00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:36,400 Ha! 1274 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,800 Hard Hat. Code name Hard Hat. 1275 00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:40,200 Do you read, radio dispatch? 1276 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:43,200 Hey, got something for you, Lard Ass. 1277 00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:44,300 Hard Hat! 1278 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,400 Hard Hat! Do you understand? 1279 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,300 Lard Ass! Lard Ass! 1280 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,400 Hard Hat! 1281 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:51,800 Radio dispatch, do you know who this is? 1282 00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:53,900 No. Who is ''this is''? 1283 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:55,400 This is Sergeant Stedenko. 1284 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,000 Oh, yeah? You know who this is? 1285 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,600 No. 1286 00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,500 Bye-bye, Lard Ass. 1287 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:08,400 (Tires Screeching) 1288 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,400 (Horn Honking) 1289 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,400 (Stedenko) Attention, headquarters. 1290 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:26,300 Attention, headquarters. This is code name Lard-- 1291 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,800 This is code name Hard Hat. 1292 00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:32,900 Any sighting of them in the last half-hour? 1293 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:37,300 They burnt the stash they had. 1294 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,800 Oh, no. 1295 00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:40,800 Yeah. Can you believe it? 1296 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,800 They burned the whole thing yesterday. 1297 00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:44,000 Oh, no. 1298 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:46,300 They're expecting a new one from Tijuana... 1299 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,800 I was in Tijuana once. 1300 00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:50,300 ...worth millions and millions of dollars. 1301 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,300 Ohh. 1302 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,900 The cops are out looking for it now. 1303 00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:55,900 Jesus, I hope they find it. 1304 00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:58,900 If they find it, set aside some lids for me. 1305 00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:01,800 Well, you can believe we'll have a party. 1306 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,000 Why don't we just, like, split, okay? 1307 01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:09,400 Glo, see you. 1308 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,900 You want me to give your number to that guy, let me know. 1309 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,000 What's that? 1310 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:16,900 I can't believe they burned all this. 1311 01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:20,400 Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. 1312 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,900 I'll meet you guys outside, okay? 1313 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,800 (Whistling) 1314 01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:30,300 Hey, homes. 1315 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,300 Come on, man. 1316 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,300 (Whistling) 1317 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:47,300 Sometimes when you got to go really bad, you can't, you know? 1318 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:50,300 Come on, man. 1319 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,300 You wanted to go out there. 1320 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,300 I'll put you back in the closet. 1321 01:00:57,900 --> 01:01:00,400 I think he's got stage fright, man. 1322 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,900 Come on, man. 1323 01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:06,400 Ohh. 1324 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,900 Ahh, yeah. That's the one. 1325 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,400 Oh, hey, man. 1326 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,400 Thanks an awful lot, man. 1327 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,900 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1328 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:18,400 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1329 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,900 Come on! Look at--Hey! 1330 01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:20,900 I'm sorry. 1331 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,600 Hey, come ba-- 1332 01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:23,900 Jesus! 1333 01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:27,800 (Telephone Ringing) 1334 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:31,900 (Pedro) Hey, everybody be quiet. I'm calling home. 1335 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,700 Hello. Who's this? 1336 01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:35,200 James! Man, hey, listen. 1337 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,300 We got a gig at the Roxy, man. 1338 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,900 So get the guys, okay? 1339 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,300 All right, man. Be sure to be there. 1340 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,800 See you later. 1341 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,800 All right. It's together, man. 1342 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,300 We're going to be there. 1343 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,300 We're going to take this battle of the bands. 1344 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,800 (Engine Starts) 1345 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,300 Does this show? 1346 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,300 Uh, yeah, they sure do. 1347 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,300 No. I mean this, this spot. 1348 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,800 Let's see. 1349 01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:15,300 Yeah, a little bit. 1350 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,900 I'll take it out for you. 1351 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,900 Will you? 1352 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,900 Sure.Just take it off. 1353 01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:32,800 (Siren) 1354 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,300 (Jade) I can stay here. 1355 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,800 I'll just do it here, okay? 1356 01:02:41,900 --> 01:02:45,300 Oh, hey, hey, no, man. Get in the back. 1357 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,800 Get in the back. Get in the back. 1358 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:48,800 Okay. 1359 01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:50,400 Get in the back. 1360 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,200 Whoa! 1361 01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:53,300 Okay.Jesus. 1362 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,200 Hey, Pedro? 1363 01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:56,300 Pedro? 1364 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,800 What's the matter? 1365 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,300 Pedro! 1366 01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:01,200 You still like me, don't you? 1367 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,700 Pedro, come here, man. 1368 01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:04,800 He is so sweet, you know? 1369 01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:06,100 Pedro, get out here. 1370 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,300 Man, where'd you learn how to drive? 1371 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,300 We got stopped by the cops. 1372 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,800 I don't have a license. 1373 01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:14,800 Why didn't you tell me that? 1374 01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:16,900 What are we going to do? 1375 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,300 Oh, shit. 1376 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,800 Change places with me. 1377 01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,500 I don't think he's seen us. 1378 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:23,000 No, no. Sit down. 1379 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,000 I've got my leg caught. 1380 01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:26,800 Man, like, get over, man. 1381 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,300 What do you guys want? 1382 01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,800 (Chuckling) 1383 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,300 Nothing. 1384 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:58,400 You mind if I have a bite of your hot dog? 1385 01:03:58,500 --> 01:03:59,800 Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. 1386 01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:02,600 You can have the whole thing. 1387 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:03,800 Thanks. 1388 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,700 Want some Fritos? 1389 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:09,300 No. This is fine. 1390 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,900 Thank you. 1391 01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:16,800 Hey, you guys have a nice day. 1392 01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:18,300 Thank you. 1393 01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:23,000 Hey, man. 1394 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:24,200 What? 1395 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,300 You're squashing my nuts. 1396 01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:26,600 Oh. 1397 01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,300 Hey, did that really happen? 1398 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,700 What was that dude's trip, man? 1399 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,300 I thought we were going to get busted. 1400 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,300 Shh. It might be a trick. 1401 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,400 Okay, sit there and be cool. 1402 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,800 Oh, shit. 1403 01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:45,300 Look at him, man. 1404 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,900 I wonder what he's been smoking. 1405 01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:51,200 Whatever it is, I wish we had some, man. 1406 01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:52,300 No kidding. 1407 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,300 We got to score some. 1408 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,800 Yeah, but where, man? 1409 01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:58,800 There's got to be somebody in this town 1410 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,700 that's got a lot of smoke. 1411 01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,300 (Siren) 1412 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:10,800 Ha ha ha! 1413 01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:16,200 I want all you mothers off the street 1414 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:20,000 All you lambs off this bloody beat 1415 01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:22,800 Well, my freedom's just begun 1416 01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:26,000 So if you can't rock, you'd better run 1417 01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:29,400 A new age is on the rise 1418 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,700 With safety pins stuck in their eyes 1419 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,300 The time has come, let's get it down 1420 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,700 Let's find the weirdest band in town 1421 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,400 At the rock fight 1422 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,900 Tonight there's gonna be a rock fight 1423 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,300 A highfalutin, tootin' rock fight 1424 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:50,200 There might even be a fistfight 1425 01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:53,000 At the rock fight 1426 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:57,000 We'll be rock-'n'-rollin' all night 1427 01:05:57,100 --> 01:06:00,900 Long-haired music is what it's all about 1428 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,200 Rock-'n'-roll turned inside out 1429 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:07,300 Who's that lady that's lying on the floor? 1430 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:10,500 Need some speed to dance some more 1431 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,700 Guitars wailin' out a tune 1432 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,400 Groovin', howling at the moon 1433 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:20,300 Oh, baby, those purple eyes 1434 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,400 Dimpled cheeks and satin thighs 1435 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:26,700 Don't take the kiddies to the zoo 1436 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,900 Wait awhile, I'm going to take you 1437 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,600 To the rock fight 1438 01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:35,200 Tonight there's gonna be a rock fight 1439 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:38,100 A highfalutin, tootin' rock fight 1440 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:42,800 There might even be a fistfight 1441 01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,100 At the rock fight 1442 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:49,500 They'll be rock-'n'-rollin' all night 1443 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,300 She was, like, nuts. 1444 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,800 You could always tell if she was balling her old man. 1445 01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:56,800 Everyone would be dozing off, 1446 01:06:56,900 --> 01:06:59,300 and all of a sudden she'd start up. 1447 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,300 First it would start like-- 1448 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:04,600 Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. 1449 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,600 But then she'd really get going, 1450 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,900 and she'd be more like-- 1451 01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:10,500 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1452 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:14,100 And she'd start going like a motorboat, you know? 1453 01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:16,800 Fu-u-uck me, Alex! 1454 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:18,800 Her boyfriend's name was Alex. 1455 01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:25,900 Fu-u-uck me-e-e-e! 1456 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,400 Fuck me, Alex! 1457 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,100 Fuck me, Alex! Fuck me, Alex! 1458 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,100 Oh, I got a cramp! 1459 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:35,800 Oh! Got a cramp! 1460 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,100 Yeah! Yeah! 1461 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,600 Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, God! 1462 01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:42,300 Yeah. That's just like it. You're doing good. 1463 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:43,800 Ow! Ow! 1464 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,900 Oh, yeah! Oh! 1465 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:47,600 Ow! Ow! 1466 01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:50,300 Oh, yes! Oh, yes! 1467 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,900 Ow! Ow! 1468 01:07:51,900 --> 01:07:54,400 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 1469 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:55,900 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 1470 01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:56,900 There. 1471 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,400 Oh, yeah! That's just like it. 1472 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,900 Then she'd have, like, two tears. 1473 01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:04,800 Oh, it's better. It's out. It's out. 1474 01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:06,400 Ahh, it's better. 1475 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,800 Oh, that feels better. Oh, God. 1476 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,400 Shit. I need some air. 1477 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,400 (Cheering) 1478 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,900 Right on, man. 1479 01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:23,400 I didn't know your name was Alex, man. 1480 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:24,900 Oh, I got a cramp. 1481 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,800 Shit, I'd have a cramp there, too. 1482 01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:29,100 What's going on out here? 1483 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:35,300 Hey! Hey! You don't even know where you're going. 1484 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,000 Wait for me. 1485 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,300 Make way for the new king. 1486 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,300 Goddamn. You're a star, man. 1487 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,200 Go ahead. After you, King Salami. 1488 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,300 They're going to be sorry. 1489 01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:49,000 Like, I know where the best dressing room is. 1490 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,100 Ooh, yeah, yeah! 1491 01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:53,800 Ba-ba-ba-ba, ooh, yeah, yeah 1492 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,200 Well, I'm living so fast 1493 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:02,100 So you better feel it, baby 1494 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,100 I got no place to go 1495 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,700 I mean, it's so socko, so socko 1496 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,000 So very socko 1497 01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:12,900 So socko 1498 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,000 So very socko 1499 01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:17,100 So socko 1500 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:19,200 So very socko 1501 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:22,000 Baby, I'm just so socko 1502 01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:23,300 So socko... 1503 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,400 Acting like a bum... 1504 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:43,300 The next day, he comes up to me, and he says, 1505 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,300 ''Thanks for being there. like, you saved my life.'' 1506 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,700 Just like Cher. 1507 01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:50,100 (Humming) 1508 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,400 Hey, man, what are you doing? 1509 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,300 Come on, man. Get it together. 1510 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,000 We're on in two more bands. 1511 01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:01,400 You ought to hear what these other groups are into. 1512 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,800 These kids are into something heavy. 1513 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,300 I've been writing this new song. 1514 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:09,300 Mama talkin' to me, tryin' to tell me how to live 1515 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,400 (Humming) 1516 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,900 'Cause I don't listen to her 1517 01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:15,300 'Cause my head is like a sieve 1518 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,900 Hey, man, are you awake? 1519 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,100 I don't feel so good, man. 1520 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,800 Did you try to give him some pills? 1521 01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:26,300 Yeah, I tried, but I gave him ups. 1522 01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,300 Shit, man. Come on. 1523 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:30,600 Hey, how many fingers you see? 1524 01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:31,700 Uh... 1525 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,700 I think I fucked up. 1526 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,500 Oh, shit. Anybody got any coffee or anything? 1527 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:39,900 I got a popper. 1528 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,300 We could either party later or try to start his heart. 1529 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,800 Get on the level. Get up. 1530 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,300 Huh? 1531 01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:50,800 Okay, come on. Up. 1532 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:05,300 Oh, shit. Watch where you're going. 1533 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,800 You're not dying. 1534 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:08,800 You know what I'm saying? 1535 01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:11,800 While I got you here, I was thinking 1536 01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:14,800 maybe we should have some paper between us, 1537 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:16,300 because in this business 1538 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,300 a handshake doesn't mean dick. 1539 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:27,200 Everybody into the van. Hurry! Hurry! 1540 01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,200 Come on. Come on. 1541 01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:31,700 All right. Harry, come on. 1542 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,800 Look at all these freaks. 1543 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:36,300 (Horn Honking) 1544 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,300 Zipping down. 1545 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:45,600 Aha! There's one of them. 1546 01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:47,300 (Tambourines Playing) 1547 01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:54,800 You know, I would totally die for you. 1548 01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:57,300 You know what I mean? 1549 01:11:57,300 --> 01:11:58,800 (Unintelligible) 1550 01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:06,400 Well, you dance and rock all wrong 1551 01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,800 Summer of love is 1 0 years gone 1552 01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:10,600 You know in 1 0 years, baby, I'll be gone 1553 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:13,100 But I'm now 1554 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,500 Flowers in your hair 1555 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:17,600 'Cause there's nothing under there 1556 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:19,700 Peace and love for free 1557 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:22,200 They don't mean a thing to me 1558 01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:24,000 Join our band 1559 01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:26,100 Baby, we're through 1560 01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:41,800 I want to be like me. 1561 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:45,800 Like, I have my own special way of looking and dressing. 1562 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,300 That's me. 1563 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,300 Ladies and gentlemen, 1564 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:50,700 Taurus. 1565 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:56,800 Piss off! 1566 01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:03,900 Mother's nice, and Daddy's nice 1567 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,500 Say it again, and you say it twice 1568 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:09,400 I'd be telling you a pack of lies 1569 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:12,100 And you'd be burying me through moonlit eyes 1570 01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,800 But you are rocking out in bi-school 1571 01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:17,700 I want to go to your school 1572 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,800 I don't want to go to my school 1573 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,300 'Cause I want to go to bi-school 1574 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,200 (Chanting) 1575 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:28,200 Everybody in, boys. All the way down. 1576 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:29,700 That's right, boys. 1577 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,200 We want to talk to you boys 1578 01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:33,700 about joining your order. 1579 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,600 What size sheet do you wear? 1580 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,200 (Horn Honking) 1581 01:13:39,300 --> 01:13:50,700 Mmm ba-ba, mmm ba-ba 1582 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,300 Hey! Hold on. 1583 01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:54,300 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1584 01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:56,800 Can I see some tickets, guys? 1585 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,300 We don't need tickets. 1586 01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:00,300 We are brothers of the faith. 1587 01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:02,800 We don't need tickets to walk with love. 1588 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,300 We got to see tickets. 1589 01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:07,000 All right. We are not brothers of the faith. 1590 01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:08,400 We are police officers. 1591 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,100 Sorry, man. You got to have tickets. 1592 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,300 Let's have some tickets. 1593 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:14,800 No. That is a gun. That is not a ticket. 1594 01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,600 Did you bring the I.D.? 1595 01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:17,700 No. Uh-uh. 1596 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,900 We have got to get in here right now. 1597 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,200 This is very important. 1598 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,700 Hey, Sarge. The van. 1599 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,400 Huh? The van! 1600 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:42,000 Jeez, no wonder Anita Bryant's pissed off. 1601 01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:44,200 (Horn Honking) 1602 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:46,700 Hey! Hey! Wait a minute. 1603 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:47,700 Hey, you! 1604 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,700 Hey, where are you taking this tow truck? 1605 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:53,200 Where are you going with our van? 1606 01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:55,200 Take a walk. 1607 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:58,200 What do you mean, take a walk? Who are you? 1608 01:14:58,300 --> 01:14:59,600 Who owns this van? 1609 01:14:59,700 --> 01:15:00,900 Who are you, anyway? 1610 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:02,300 Sergeant Stedenko. 1611 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,800 Sergeant Stedenko. What van? 1612 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:06,300 What do you mean? This van right here. 1613 01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:08,300 (Driver) Let's see some I.D. 1614 01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,800 Hold it right there. 1615 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,300 Hold it right there. Come back here. 1616 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:14,300 Tell him we didn't do nothing. 1617 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:16,800 You didn't do a damn thing. 1618 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,800 Take it easy! Take it easy! 1619 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,300 Hey, you know who he is? 1620 01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:22,800 Tell him, boss. 1621 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,300 Benny, shut up. 1622 01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:27,200 We got to call the paddy wagon. 1623 01:15:27,300 --> 01:15:29,200 Moving right along, 1624 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,700 we don't know who they are, 1625 01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:34,200 but here's Alice Bowie. 1626 01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:53,200 Don't worry about it. 1627 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,900 If you die, I'm the manager. 1628 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,700 (Band Warming Up) 1629 01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:02,200 (Cheering) 1630 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:12,700 You'd better be good. 1631 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:16,200 Look, I'm not just in it for the money. 1632 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:18,700 I really like it. 1633 01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:20,900 Hi. Hi. 1634 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,200 Jade East. 1635 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,700 (Cheering) 1636 01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:34,200 (Booing) 1637 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,700 You're the worst! 1638 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:53,400 You guys really had a scheme going, didn't you? 1639 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:56,700 Thought you'd get away with it? 1640 01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:59,100 Almost $9 billion. 1641 01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:02,200 Nine billion big ones to help disease young minds 1642 01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:04,700 with marijuana, smack, toot, crackers, you name it. 1643 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,200 Sarge, the wagons are on their way. 1644 01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:09,700 Do you realize that this is the bust? 1645 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,700 This is the one that will send me to the top. 1646 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,100 Nail it down, man. 1647 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:28,800 (Stedenko) Harry? 1648 01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:30,200 What? 1649 01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:32,700 Are you sure you talked to headquarters? 1650 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,700 They said they're on their way. 1651 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,200 How about a cheeseburger? 1652 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,700 No. A sundae. 1653 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:38,700 Hot fudge? 1654 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,200 With some whipped cream on top, nuts. 1655 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:42,200 What's this? 1656 01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:43,700 They're anchovies. 1657 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:45,400 Ah, good. Thanks. 1658 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,600 I'll buy you something to eat. 1659 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:49,700 I'm stoned. 1660 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:52,200 Yes, you are very, very stoned. 1661 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:54,200 Look at this. 1662 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:55,400 (Giggling) 1663 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,700 Sick! You've got food all over your uniform. 1664 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,600 You've got no self-control whatsoever. 1665 01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:01,700 Come on, man! Let's do it! 1666 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:02,900 (Booing) 1667 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,300 Do something! 1668 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:14,400 (Cheering) 1669 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,200 All right! You guys ready? 1670 01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:26,900 (Cheering) 1671 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,800 1 , 2, 3! 1672 01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:30,200 Yeah! 1673 01:19:00,700 --> 01:19:03,200 My mama talkin' to me, trying to tell me how to live 1674 01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:07,200 But I won't listen to her 1675 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:09,200 Because my head is like a sieve 1676 01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:18,300 My daddy, he disowned me 1677 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,000 Because I wear my sister's clothes 1678 01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:25,400 He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of panty hose 1679 01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:35,600 My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team 1680 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:39,700 For wearing high-heeled sneakers 1681 01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:42,200 And acting like a queen 1682 01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:48,200 Why don't you guys admit it? 1683 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:49,700 You got the munchies, right? 1684 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:53,100 I've never seen anything so disgusting in all my life. 1685 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:54,600 You've let me down, boys. 1686 01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:56,600 Harry, are you understanding me? 1687 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,600 I am stoned! I am stoned! 1688 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:00,100 So go with it. 1689 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:01,700 Put it in your sundae. 1690 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,200 Go with it? Get away from... 1691 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,700 You almost botch up the entire operation, 1692 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,200 you lose my best dog, 1693 01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:10,200 two guys piss on my leg, 1694 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:12,200 and you tell me to go with it? 1695 01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:13,700 I'll go with it! 1696 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:17,800 Go with it. G-go with it. 1697 01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:22,800 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1698 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,200 I'm so bloody rich! 1699 01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:35,400 I only know three chords! 1700 01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:43,900 You fools! 1701 01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:02,700 (Yelling Unintelligibly) 1702 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:33,100 (Audience Chanting) More! More! More! 1703 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:43,000 More! More! More! 1704 01:21:43,100 --> 01:21:44,800 (Humming) 1705 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,400 My mama talkin' to me, trying to tell me how to live 1706 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,200 (Humming) 1707 01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:51,200 Wow. Did you hear that crowd? 1708 01:21:51,300 --> 01:21:53,300 They gave us a standing ovation. 1709 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,200 We're going to have a bad band. 1710 01:21:56,300 --> 01:22:00,200 We had them eating right out of their hands. 1711 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,700 We're going to be big, man, really big. 1712 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,200 We'll be bigger than Ruben and the Jets. 1713 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,700 All we got to do is keep practicing, 1714 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:08,700 just keep it together. 1715 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,200 I feel good, man. 1716 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:12,700 I wish we had something to celebrate. 1717 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,900 You got a joint or anything? 1718 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,100 Hey. 1719 01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:18,300 What? We getting pulled over? 1720 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,200 I just remembered. I got some hash. 1721 01:22:21,300 --> 01:22:23,200 Oh, yeah? Fire it up, homes. 1722 01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:25,100 I need a pin or something. 1723 01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:28,200 There's a pin right here on my tutu, man. 1724 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:31,200 Be brave and remind me to take those back. 1725 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:33,700 We'll get charged for an extra day. 1726 01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:35,200 I forgot all about this. 1727 01:22:35,300 --> 01:22:37,700 We're going to have a limo, man, 1728 01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:40,600 and food backstage, man, everything. 1729 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,700 We need a manager. That's the only thing. 1730 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,800 My cousin. 1731 01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:47,700 He doesn't have a job. 1732 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,700 We'll make him the manager. 1733 01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:52,200 He's got a van. It'll be heavy. 1734 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:54,300 We'll be the heaviest dudes, man, 1735 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,000 Get all-new instruments, man, everything. 1736 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:58,200 All right. 1737 01:22:58,300 --> 01:22:59,700 What's this? 1738 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,200 I think it's hash. 1739 01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:03,000 It doesn't look like much. 1740 01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:04,700 Where'd it go? 1741 01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:06,200 I don't know. 1742 01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:08,200 Oh! Aah! 1743 01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:09,700 Hey, watch the road, man. 1744 01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:10,900 Aah! Aah! 1745 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,200 Oh, shit! 1746 01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,600 Hey! Hey! Watch the road! 1747 01:23:13,700 --> 01:23:15,000 Aah! Ow! 1748 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,200 Oh, shit! 1749 01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:18,700 Hey, man, you dropped it in my lap! 1750 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:20,200 Well, stop the car. 1751 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:22,100 Reach your hand down there. 1752 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,300 Stop the car. Here. 1753 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,300 Cabron, my huevos is too hot. 1754 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,100 Ydespues I choke 1755 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,300 Oh, shit! 1756 01:23:30,300 --> 01:23:32,700 Ytodo mis care 1757 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:34,700 Go up in smoke 1758 01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:37,400 Come on, let's go get high 1759 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,600 Up in smoke 1760 01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:45,100 That's where I want to be 1761 01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:49,900 'Cause when I'm high 1762 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:55,100 The world below don't bother me 1763 01:23:56,700 --> 01:24:06,200 When life begins to be one long and dangerous road 1764 01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:09,300 I take a toke 1765 01:24:09,300 --> 01:24:13,900 And all my cares go up in smoke 1766 01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:23,300 Hay gente que se mortifica all the time 1767 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:33,600 Se hacen viejos antes de su tiempo 1768 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:43,100 But I say arabata all the gusto you can find 1769 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:52,000 Porque all of the time get high, high 1770 01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:54,900 Come on, let's go get high 1771 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:58,200 Up in smoke 1772 01:24:58,300 --> 01:25:04,100 That's where I want to be 1773 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,900 'Cause when I'm high 1774 01:25:06,900 --> 01:25:12,300 The world below don't bother me 1775 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:23,500 When life begins to be one long and dangerous road 1776 01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,500 I take a toke 1777 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:32,200 And all my cares go up in smoke... 1778 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:36,500 I take a toke 1779 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:38,100 And all my cares 1780 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:42,100 Go up in smoke